Thursday 19 June 2014

National dress distress!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any delegation representing the UK at a Guiding event anywhere in the world, will face a major dilemma.  It's not what you might think. What does preparation for a World Conference involve? Well, so far, there's been the reading of preparatory papers; the analysis and comprehension of complex, potentially world-impacting motions; the complex booking of flights when everyone is going in multiple directions afterwards; a great deal of thought, administration and preparation; a lengthy kit list to peruse; the sewing on the Union Jack onto a multitude of polo shirts (make your sign, then put it onto your left shoulder and that's where the badge should be sewn - three fingers down); the post-conference options, of which there are many, and many more practicalities.  The complications of this non-exhaustive list pale into insignificance when a UK delegation is instructed to... 'wear national dress'.

If you're the Ghanaian contingent, that's easy! You can wear something made out of kente cloth, handwoven in Ghana; recognisable throughout the world.  Just google it and you're sure to recognise it.  

If you're part of the German contingent, you can wear a 'dirndl'; this is traditional German dress based on the historical costume of Alpine peasants.  Yes really.

If you are the Australian contingent, you can wear a hat with dangly corks; dress up as a koala; or a kangaroo.  

Fear not - I'm not going to go through the costume possibilities for all 145 member organisations of WAGGGS.  

It's not about stereotyping - it's about being obviously representative of a particular nation, as that is whom we will be representing.  So what on earth should the UK do?!

We had the discussion - 

'Kilts?' 'Is anyone Scottish?' 'I'm a quarter Scottish'.  'My uncle is Welsh?'

'What about Leprechauns?' One of the delegation is from Ulster.  The rest are not.  

'Let's dress up as Beefeaters!' The phone conference went eerily quiet at that point.

When I went to the Girls' World Forum in Chicago in 2012, we, the delegation, decided to dress up as though we were going to Royal Ascot.  There we were, at the International Evening, in dresses and (some, not me), fascinators, which I don't really understand. 

Unfortunately, it transpires that almost no-one in the world has heard of Royal Ascot, unless they live within 20 miles of Ascot, so we had to explain why were dressed as we were, to all participants, and that we were meant to look like this; we hadn't lost our way en route to a cocktail party elsewhere in the building; we were actually, at the right event.

My question is this - what would you wear to represent 'national dress' associated with the UK? Please comment and let us know what you would do, then you'll have to keep reading to find out what we actually decided to do!


   

6 comments:

  1. We had this discussion when we went to their 90year camp. We ended up maypole dancing in guide uniform with flower headdresses/scarves instead. We never decided on what might be traditional dress. You could do a Geri Halliwell and do a union flag dress. How many in the contingent? One could do a kilt, one in a welsh dress, one could do a basic skirt and blouse with shawl and some Lancashire clogs (think mills for the outfit I'm describing). Between you you could try to cover the whole of the countries that make up the UK

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  2. Oh the dilemma of 'national dress' which inevitably rears its head at every international guiding event - rather tricky when you come from a place with no national dress! You could go as a collection and have a token Kilt and Welsh dress in there? When I went to Sangam in the centenary one of the other participants dressed up as some kind of viking peasant! You could dress up as Morris Dancers? Or just wear your guide uniform. Looking forward to seeing what you decide on...

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  3. How about a Jane Austen/Downton Abbey historical drama look? They're big UK exports and might well be recognised. But of course, so is Top Gear. So shirts and jeans it is!

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  4. Greetings and many thanks for the sublime ideas.

    I was May Queen of Chislehurst in 1996, after dancing around a maypole for 7 years, so maypole dancing is a possibility.

    Unfortunately, I am allergic to bonnets and not able to be involved in anything where the wearing of a bonnet is required.

    Keep the ideas coming!

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  5. Maybe we should have had a competition for delegation national dress in the WGGTHK badge! A thought for next time?

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